Sunday, March 16, 2008

Bill Parcells of the VCFL

And the beat goes on for coach Allan G., in yet another unprecedented move, Allan was wooed away from the Univ. of Minn for Iowa State Univ!!!!!

When asked by VHL columnist, Chloe Smith....Coach G. had this to say, "Shut up bitch!! I don't have to explain anything, especially, when the Cyclones decided to double my salary and something that has never been offered to an NCAA coach, a 'no termination clause'. Besides, i'm the best thing to happen to this university....and to think about it, the best thing to ever happen to this state. But i won't hold it against you, b/c you're cute....meet me in my office after this news conference so i can give you a 1-on-1 exclusive and i'll make you my bitch!! No more questions!'

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